carrie-on-my-way-ward-son

too-much-gayhem:

queenanthai:

esosique:

iamthespacecadet:

kat8brains:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

…this is impressive as fuck, man.

What a perfect human

It just keeps going.

what the fuck did I just watch

Do you think she is available for hire

twowandsandadrink

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”